Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  The Legend of the Christmas Witch: The Origins 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Oct 2022

  I still think about this movie

• 

  Companion 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  This is what Don't Worry Darling wanted to be happy birthday Harry Styles be grateful you're not Josh

Popular reviews

• 

  Apocalypse Clown 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Apr 2024

  best movie of my life.
  a clown walks into a clown funeral and says to another clown "so yeah i told him 'guess what's in my big trousers, it's my big dick i use to fuck your mom' and then followed it up with 'that's why i don't do orphanages anymore'.
  please watch this movie it's so good i swear

• 

  Barbie 2023

  ★★½ Watched 13 Jul 2023

  I loved how silly and goofy this was but I also have things to say.
  First of all, I hated that stupid tweenager with all of my heart, if I went to school with her I can guarantee that I would bully her for the sake of character development.
  Second of all, everyone is out here saying that they can 'fix Ken', well I'm not. I don't need to fix him. I accept and love him for who he is, and that's ok.

Following