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  Mean Girls 2024

  ★★½ Watched 16 Jan 2024

  Worst main actress musical singer by far.
  Renee did rapp house down boots in this one.
  The cringe make it hard to ground myself.

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  The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes 2023

  ★★ Watched 31 Dec 2023

  Jesus did not take the wheel for me here. My soul kept reaching for my phantom life alert necklace every time Lucy gray sang.

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  American Beauty 1999

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 May 2023 3

  You can tell a man wrote this. But even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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  Chasing Amy 1997

  ½ Watched 14 May 2023

  The straightest man alive wrote this. Someone created a film out of the phrase used towards lesbians " she just needs the correct dick" . Each event in the movie was so out there I thought I was watching a porn compilation with only the acting scenes.
  -Let me get my lesbian friend of a week a boob cake for her birthday. WOW she loved it.
  -She did just need a dicking down.
  - Now I hate her because she's…

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