Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  yes i love it when grown men play dress up and spill holy tea
  whyd they randomly shit on islam eminence tabasco needs to stfu
  extra star for priests smoking that was so lana coded
  as a vatican nerd i thoroughly enjoyed this tbh

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  Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025

  ★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  L for cougars everywhere 
  colin firth showing up like stan lee
  mabel is the cutest little piece of shit ever
  why is it sewn together like shoddy patchwork
  dont watch talent show scene during th*t time of the month habibi billie :((:(:(

Popular reviews

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  god hes such a little piece of shit i love you you stupid fucking goblin

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Nov 2024

  had to pause for 10 mins after maddie's ted talk on time dilation.

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