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U.S. Marshals 1998
I always thought this would feel like half a movie or less without Ford returning, but Welsley Snipes and RDJ between them just about manage to make up that kavorka defecit, just about. Downey as a poncey dweeb is shockingly bad casting, but Snipes puts in a great performance despite 90% of his character as scripted being just a series of clever little life hacks. He would've killed it on youtube in 2014.
I really need to watch Demolition Man, and I would also probably watch an 90 minute supercut of Tommy Lee Jones sighing and looking exasperated.
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Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore 2022
More like dumbleBORE, am I right? It was a dumbleCHORE to follow the dumbleLORE. Couldn't hear the dialogue over all the dumbleSNOREs. Hopefully they never make any dumbleMORE of these
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Past Lives 2023
One of the realest and least cliche films about love I've ever seen. Very, painfully, human.
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