Chalmerso

Chalmerso

All films should be 90 minutes long. No exceptions.

Favorite films

  • Barfly
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
  • The Commitments

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  • Demolition Man

  • U.S. Marshals

    ★★★

  • The Devil Wears Prada

    ★★★★

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★★

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  • Demolition Man

    Demolition Man

    Truly a masterpiece.

  • U.S. Marshals

    U.S. Marshals

    ★★★

    I always thought this would feel like half a movie or less without Ford returning, but Welsley Snipes and RDJ between them just about manage to make up that kavorka defecit, just about. Downey as a poncey dweeb is shockingly bad casting, but Snipes puts in a great performance despite 90% of his character as scripted being just a series of clever little life hacks. He would've killed it on youtube in 2014.

    I really need to watch Demolition Man, and I would also probably watch an 90 minute supercut of Tommy Lee Jones sighing and looking exasperated.

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  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    ★★

    More like dumbleBORE, am I right? It was a dumbleCHORE to follow the dumbleLORE. Couldn't hear the dialogue over all the dumbleSNOREs. Hopefully they never make any dumbleMORE of these

  • Past Lives

    Past Lives

    ★★★★½

    One of the realest and least cliche films about love I've ever seen. Very, painfully, human.

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