Chance

Chance

My dad owns all of the movies and he made me the lord of the movies

Favorite films

  • Blue Valentine
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • A Scanner Darkly
  • The 400 Blows

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  • Mickey 17

    ½

  • Dog Man

    ★★★★★

  • The Wild Robot

    ★★

  • The Dead Don't Die

    ½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ½

    The worst one I’ve seen in ages. Joon Ho took the success of his previous political work and decided to go “all in” on that angle and make the most revolting piece of propaganda ever put to film. A racist, sexist, and highly degenerate message that could never inspire anything positive. What the fuck was he thinking?

  • Dog Man

    Dog Man

    ★★★★★

    THIS is the likely greatest movie of 2025. Fun, entertaining, and surprisingly deep. A shame most will neglect to see this one. It made me cry and laugh at the same time, no joke. This was also Pete Davidsons best work to date. I might hate that guy but his work here definitely made me hate him a lot less.

    Kids watching the movie might relate a lot to Lil Petey or Dogman himself, but adults or teens will certainly…

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  • The Whale

    The Whale

    ★★★★★

    This is the greatest film I have ever seen. It is honest, and raw. I have typed out at least 5 pages of my thoughts on this movie but nothing I have written feels right. Here’s a few honest words instead.

    My dad is fat and dying, and he abandoned me, and I hurt myself every day. So this film was perfect for me in many ways that are just painfully coincidental. 
    I am a lot like the daughter in…

  • Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver

    Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver

    ★★★★★

    You are all so full of yourselves and you should be ashamed of your words and your deeds. Time will smile upon this series, it will inevitably be looked at and studied by our children and our children’s children as the perfect example of great sci-fi.

    I can smile knowing I stand on the right side of history.

    A masterpiece.
    A 3 Michelin star meal for those that only have the appetite for slop.
    God bless Zach Snyder, a true visionary.