Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Transformers One 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  came for the doomed robot yaoi, stayed for the extensive cybertron lore

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  Rio 2011

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 12 Mar 2025

  jesse eisenberg’s best role. could use a line or two about blu’s prada being at the cleaners along with his fuck you flip flops

Popular reviews

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  Kung Fu Panda 4 2024

  ★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2024

  ping and li’s gay coparenting stole the show

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Dec 2024 1

  sorry but i kind of need #cynthiariana to happen now 
  surely one more cheating scandal can’t hurt