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The Substance 2024
At this point I’m just reviewing the movies i can remember.
This movie is bonkers.
i loved the colors, the sets, the costumes, practical effects, it was a pretty movie.
The story around stealing time from your future self for short term gratification is hard hitting. Maybe i should stop smoking.
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Super Mario Bros. 1993
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
There’s a lot of real plumbing in here? And WHAT THE HELL is that rock portal, daisy was so scary. We’re in cyber punk brooklyn now kids.
I’m sorry the plot is bowser wants to merge the dimensions to extinct the mammals?!? And only the plunder can stop him?! Cyber prison includes getting your balls fire extinguishered and getting a full body gooping.
Has the old king been de-evolved into fungus? Stay tuned to find out. Toad says so, and…
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