alyssa

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Favorite films

  • Summertime
  • Showgirls
  • Caged
  • Victor/Victoria

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  • To Please a Lady

  • My Reputation

    ★★½

  • Torch Singer

  • Mickey 17

    ★★

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  • Casino

    Casino

    ★★★

    you gave me my first glimpse of a fully cinematically realized repressed period romance and then told me to go on watching mafia movies. no one can endure that.

  • Tea and Sympathy

    Tea and Sympathy

    ★★★★

    ms deborah i’m feeling kinda gnc🤒 can i get some tea baby..

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  • Susan and God

    Susan and God

    ★★★

    Much more interesting than I expected.. I love the premise of an almost magnificent obsession esque absolute-“honesty”-and -“love”-focused religious fad forcing the idle rich to confront their various hypocrisies, and Joan’s performance has a false and exhausting quality that works for this... other reviews have mentioned its many flaws but where this failed me personally is in its unimaginative personality and arc for the abandoned daughter, whose issues are patly resolved rather than exacerbated by her mother’s reappearance and scathing beauty advice? I would kms

  • Infinite Storm

    Infinite Storm

    ★★★

    veeery slight, slow, obvious, and probably not really a movie, but these reviews are cracking me up.. how fake women hiking movie fans look when real women hiking movie fans come at them. if it were up to me every actress would be required to do one of these in their 40s/50s

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  • An Affair to Remember

    An Affair to Remember

    ★★★½

    hollywood needs to bring back hot middle aged people kissing at the top of a staircase i can't do this anymore 😭

  • Phaedra

    Phaedra

    ★★★★

    my god the light and shadows and score so languid yet crisp and costumes and faces and bodies and blocking i want to curl up in this...... not to even mention her emotional support dyke..... mwah! i needed this