Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nativity! 2009

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Dec 2024

  the cutest kids you’ve ever seen + Martin Freeman’s facial expressions + banger after banger = one of the best movies of all time, idc

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  The Holdovers 2023

  Watched 26 Dec 2024

  this felt like a warm hug, if it’s possible for coziness to also be bittersweet

Popular reviews

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  Home Alone 3 1997

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Dec 2024

  🎶 THIS IS MY TOWN 🗣️ WATCH YOUR STEP AS YOU COME AROUND 🗣️ 🎶

  Alex Pruitt you sweet wholesome little genius I love you so much <3

  Pruitt parents and siblings who genuinely love Alex I love you so much <3 

  Extremely satisfying musical score in this movie I love you so much <3 

  Goofy talking parrot I love you so much <3

  And professional criminals with genuine murderous intent who also can’t fucking stand each other I love…

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★ Watched 03 Aug 2024

  There's something poetic about how this movie being queer is going to be the saving grace of it, culturally speaking.

  Nerds foaming at the mouth over comic book action scenes will NOT give this movie longevity in any way that matters. Yaoi shippers will.

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  [Wrote this for Twitter, copying it to here]

  Is this a good movie? No.
  Is it fun? Yes. Partially.
  Is it boring? Also yes. Primarily.

  I think I properly enjoyed about a third of it.…

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