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Saving Christmas 2014
Another liberal cuck defeated in the marketplace of ideas.
Almost actually works, if read as a Tim and Eric like absurdist satire of insane American evangelical belief structures
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Saw 2004
This movie would have been top notch were it not for:
- The occasional bouts of "you wouldn't download a car" style editing
- Cary Elwes' complete and total inability to do a convincing American accentOther than that though, pretty great. In particular, I was surprised (and impressed) by how graphics it feels compared to how graphic it actually is. Most of the extreme violence is implied rather than actually shown, and despite this, it still feels just as…
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Buddy Games: Spring Awakening 2023
The only thing that's particularly funny about this movie is imagining how many thousands of hours of listening to The Joe Rogan Experience it must have taken to induce in Josh Duhamel the worldview required for him to have written this script in earnest.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but this genuinely would have been better had it more goddamn Buddy Games than it does.
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Millennium Actress 2001
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Apparently there are people for whom the final line ruins the movie, and to them I say: "oof".
It is to me what brings the whole thing together. Anyone could unironically look at a story about a woman spending her whole life in pursuit of an older man she knew for a single day in her teens and think, "this is about true love" is delusional.
It's not a line that puts the rest of the movie in a new…
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