charjp

charjp

Favorite films

  • Rope
  • Cléo from 5 to 7
  • Synecdoche, New York
  • Enchanted

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  • Secretary

    ★★½

  • Saturday Night Fever

    ★★★★½

  • Mulan

    ★★★½

  • The Karate Kid

    ★★

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  • Secretary

    Secretary

    ★★½

    I think I would have liked this movie a lot more if it wasn’t so clear that she needed to go straight back to the institution. Call me a woke loser with minimal media literacy, you might be right. 
    Giving bonus points for her love of purple and cutesy dress sense. 
    Don’t love how gyllenhaals face and voice are quite young and childlike? Not a criticism of her, more just on the casting idk man idk leave me alone. 
    I’ll give it to the film that I was intrigued and gripped throughout which is always a good indicator imo

  • Saturday Night Fever

    Saturday Night Fever

    ★★★★½

    I love this film but I hate racism sexism homophobia rape etc so had to bump it down a bit. I get that these characters irl would be exactly those kind of sleazebags it’s just a bit much to watch rape scenes uno? 
    They need to bring back macho men tbh. Internalise that toxic masculinity and let it pour out of you through the language of dance please and thank you. 
    John travolta you incomprehensible man

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  • Mulan

    Mulan

    ★★★½

    Extra half star for mushu
    Im gonna fuck shang

  • But I'm a Cheerleader

    But I'm a Cheerleader

    ★★★★

    I love kissing ladies where is my girlfriend??
    I will just never understand why conversion camps make all the girls hang out with girls and boy hang out with boys when they are GAY!! You put the boy kissers with other boy kissers and get upset when the boys kiss? You made this gay bed now lie in it!
    In other news ive started adding pictures of clea Duvall to my Jesse pinkman Pinterest board. Scratching that same gender itch in my brain gym 

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