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  Opus 2025

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  clearly just about how bald people are inherently evil and cannot be trusted

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  GoodFellas 1990

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  watched this with my italian gf and when they showed the garlic trick she said “complete lie. wouldn’t happen. that’s not how garlic works. disgusting.”

Popular reviews

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  Georgia Rule 2007

  ★★ Watched 10 Jul 2023

  tiktok clips have lead me places i wouldn’t even go with a gun

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  i’ve come to make an announcement. shadow the hedgehogs a bitch-ass mother fucker. he pissed on my fucking wife. that’s right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was t h i s b i g, and i said that’s disgusting. so im making a callout post on my twitter.com- shadow the hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller,…

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