Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  hmmm nah i want steve rogers back thanks.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★½ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  feels like i just committed a crime.

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★ Watched 22 Jul 2023

  What a shit show, absolute disappointment. The most overrated movie I’ve ever scene., contemplated leaving half through. 1 star goes to Ryan Gosling looks, the other star goes to Margot Robbie’s looks.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★ Watched 31 Jul 2024

  Ima start by saying i don’t like scary type films. 

  But this shit dumb as hell. Give me 5 mins in a room with Mr Longlegs and he’d be cooked. 

  Why’s everyone a fucking robot in film thought i was listening to alexa speak to me for fucking 2 hours. 

  Props to the sound design team they did well at least (not the writers retarded ass dialogue)

  Unfortunately Nicolas Cage will win awards for his performance (was pre good ig) 

  Hyped too much, most infuriating movie i’ve seen probably ever. 

  Not sure how people enjoy this shit. Luckily mothers credit card payed for my ticket.

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