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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  I really loved the performance of the main character and a lot of the cinematography was super fun and cool! I also liked the cunty nun mom. Absolutely hated the main villain and the ending. Like okayyy its Nic Cage in a wig singing and being “crayzeeeee”

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  Death Proof 2007

  ★½ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  Honestly hated it

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  Nocturnal Animals 2016

  ★ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  It insists upon itself

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  Barbie 2023

  ★½ Watched 27 Jul 2023

  Joke Review from when it came out: Woke

  My updated take to expand upon that (December 2024):

  Not trying to take away from anyones strong emotional attachment or joy they got from this movie. You are not a bad person if u liked Barbie movie and liked pink Barbenheimer summer. Or if you felt really touched and seen by the intimate moments. Everything past here is my emotional ramblings!

  With that being said, ooooooh I hate you Barbie.

  My issue…

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