Charlie Smith

Charlie Smith Patron

Favorite films

  • Blade Runner
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Heat
  • Aliens

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  • Stand by Me

    ★★★★★

  • The Dead Zone

    ★★★★

  • The Running Man

    ★★★

  • Cujo

    ★★★

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  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    ★★★★★

    I just know if I were a character in the Mad Max universe, I’d be labelled something ludicrous like ‘the nipple gobbler’ due to me having three nips.

  • The Truman Show

    The Truman Show

    ★★★★★

    If it were The Charlie Show, it would’ve been cancelled when I hit my teens due to the amount of excessive wanks I usually had per day.

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  • Stand by Me

    Stand by Me

    ★★★★★

    Made me miss being a little lad playing outside every single day with my boys.

  • The Dead Zone

    The Dead Zone

    ★★★★

    The politician who uses a baby as a human shield literally reminded me of how Elon Musk uses his kid as one.

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    Nosferatu is a certified horndog for awakening from a century-old nap for some pussy.

  • Misery

    Misery

    ★★★★

    This is what happens when you fangirl a little too hard.