Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  “People can’t walk around the world
  being happy all the time”

  idk how to explain it but this totally looks like it was written and directed by jesse eisenberg

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 2006

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  “I’m not sorry”
  “Pirate”

  THE GASP I GASPED, istg i started giggling and kicking my feet when she kissed him and locked him to the ship and he just smiled down at her like that OMFG i literally died, JACK SPARROW I LOVE YOU

Popular reviews

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  The Martian 2015

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Dec 2024

  three weeks, it took us three FUCKING weeks to finish this damn movie because my physics professor stopped it every FIVE minutes to explain everything that happened related to physics. On a side note, though, this was actually really cool

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Mar 2025

  “Son, I’m Captain Jake Sparrow. Savvy?”

  honestly it’s crazy how good orlando bloom and johnny depp look in this movie and omg their swords fight scene awoke something inside me