Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald 2018

  ★★½ Watched 15 Nov 2018 1

  Too safe, too stale, too boring, and not nearly sexy enough. The movie needed more Jude Law and Johnny Depp make-out scenes and less trying to fix my toilet with blu-ray copies of Rogue One only to have it explode later on.

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  They Live 1988

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Nov 2018

  I told my friend Dave that Rogue One had burrowed deep into my brain. I was seeing white blobs with letters all over everything. Worse, Ray had a skull over her face and she had big bulbous red eyes. Luckily Dave showed my “They Live” and suddenly everything makes sense to me. I see past Ray’s lies now. If only I could get some bubblegum and everything would be perfect.

Popular reviews

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  Spectre 2015

  ★★ Watched 13 Nov 2015 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Meet the Feebles 1989

  ★★★ Watched 26 Oct 2018 2

  I told Larry not to eat that popeyes chicken, but he went and did it. Needless to say that popeyes went everywhere while we were watching this movie. I had a lot to clean up, so I wasn’t able to see too much of it, but it looked like it had better space scenes than Rogue One.

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