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  Carry-On 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Dec 2024

  Guys promise i was joking

  John mclaine could never

  Also nick wild can always talk to me down an earpiece🙈

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  Nightcrawler 2014

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Dec 2024

  “Bomp bomp autism”

  The concept of this film was fucking amazing. A physcotic journalist who runs around L.A taking heinous and disrespectful pictures of dead people for big media companies was such an eerie yet good concept.

  Lou is scary as shit that mf ain’t got no soul that bitch is a machine bro did NOT give a fuck what the fuck he did just to get money and the adrenaline rush he wanted.

  And trying make the woman the…

Popular reviews

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  Bullet Train 2022

  ½ Watched 27 Oct 2024

  “If this movie was a chicken i would Kentucky fry the fuck out of it”

  I haven’t got the energy to describe how shit it is im just gonna say its wank and move on.

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  Baywatch 2017

  ½ Watched 27 Oct 2024

  “OmG It’S zAc eFroN shIrTleSs OmG”

  This movie was just a thirstrap for 30 year old discord mods and teenage girls.

  The fact that the ugly as fuck dude gets with one of the stunning lifeguards is all you need to know about the audience of this film.

  If you watched this movie and genuinely enjoyed it i suggest you get a life and a restraining order from all the females in a 50 miles from you.

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