charlotte89

charlotte89

Favorite films

  • Hereditary
  • Only Lovers Left Alive
  • Raw
  • Talk to Me

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  • Ravenous

    ★★★★★

  • Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★★★

  • Barber Westchester

  • Anora

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  • It Ends with Us

    It Ends with Us

    ½

    This was dumb … so he becomes a girl dad and because of this has the sudden realisation that battering women is bad … ooff I don’t think so, pretty sure that’s not how it works dickwad.

    The decor of the flower shop is cute and the brand that supplied all the jewellery was clearly in it for the marketing, the rings that Blake Lively is wearing throughout the film get more screen time than she does … they were also better at acting.

  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★

    This looked like a sequel to face off … as in this is what Nicolas cage would look like after a few decades of wearing John Travolta’s face :’D

    This just wasn’t very good, it wasn’t scary and didn’t make a whole bunch of sense. There were some appealing shots I guess …

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★

    Guess I’ll add Dennis Quaid eating shrimp to my list of phobias ..

    In all seriousness though in the same way that Barbie feels very much like babies first feminism this feels a lot like babies first body image.

    I suspect everything shallowly covered in this will come as no surprise to most … it kind of goes hand in hand with America Ferrera’s big Barbie speech … am I glad it exists? Sure, I suppose some people needed it…

  • Cobweb

    Cobweb

    ★½

    This was alright until about an hour in and then it got pretty silly. I have questions, for starters why so many pumpkins? Like that’s an obscene amount of pumpkins to have in your garden right? How does Miss Divine get in her car without her keys? Is that an American thing? Who buries a body that shallow, it takes him like 30 seconds to uncover it? Have his parents always been batshit crazy or is that new, like no…

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