Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Moana 2 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  Am i jealous or attracted to Moana's arm muscles?

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  The Electric State 2025

  ½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Unwatchable.

Popular reviews

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  Arcadian 2024

  ½ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  My unhinged thoughts during the movie (not in any particular order):
  - Not the slow zoom in on Nick Cages stupid face
  - When they aim for the best alien graphics ever but have the budget of VelociPastor. 
  -Was also no one going to tell me how fucking scary that was???  
  - Alien pinwheel
  - this has to be some sort of joke. 
  - Minecraft, where the mobs only come out at night?
  - this is why a furby and a giraffe having sex is illegal

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  Settlers 2021

  ★★★ Watched 18 Apr 2022

  Really really enjoyed this movie. Originally thought it was an hour and that made more sense than a 2 hour movie of this but it’s okay
  Acting was incredible. Especially young Remmy

  I def understood the logic behind the things. 

  The first 30 minutes was the best part. It was captivating and on edge. The rest was good but a bit dry. The second part wasn’t my favourite but it’s still okay

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