Some epics make 3.5hrs fly by. This was not one of them. Turgid, baggy, over-long and - I hate to say it - just not pretty enough to justify that crime against narrative fiction.
I’d love to say that there were interesting shots in there to make up for the lack of any energy or heart. I can’t. Crying in an accent is catnip to the Academy, so I dare say that Oscars are coming - but I’ll be shooting…