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  Final Destination 2000

  ★★★ Watched 09 Apr 2024

  This movie was funnier than it had any business being 😂

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  Damsel 2024

  ★ Watched 23 Mar 2024

  Cringe af, shitty dialogues, mediocre performances aside from the stepmother, riddled with plot holes. Only thing I liked was the dragon (design, story, kinesiology) and the fact that she didn't die at the end. Thorough letdown.

Popular reviews

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  The Three Musketeers 2011

  ★★★ Watched 10 Aug 2023

  Terrible adaptation BUT as a parody it was hilarious and also this is perhaps the best and most accurate Porthos of any adaptation. RIP Ray Stevenson.

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  Jurassic World Dominion 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Aug 2023

  The best Jurassic movie imo. Talk to the wall.

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