Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Back to the Future Part II 1989

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Jul 2024

  Biffheads rise up

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  Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 2024

  ★★½ Watched 02 Jun 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Birdemic: Shock and Terror 2010

  ★★★★★ Added

  the citizen kane of movies...

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  Zombieland: Double Tap 2019

  ★ Watched 03 Apr 2024

  This star-studded sequel rumbled around in the guts of some Hollywood executives for ten years before they finally shrugged their shoulders, climbed up on my dining room table and delivered me this wet pile straight from their banal canal. After another 5 years of moving it around on my plate, I finally picked up my spoon and slurped up Sony's sloppy shit like an obedient consumer.
  At least the Roku channel gave me brief reprieve with ads for medications that treat Crohn's Disease, the algorithm obviously sensing that I was dealing with bloody diarrhea.

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