M'lignant

As a stand alone movie, more or less inoffensive. As a marvel movie, especially one from Taika, just a complete mess.
Best way I can describe it is it feels like the power rangers movies from the 90s, where they know their audience is a bunch of kids so nobody cares if the end result is any good.
Genuinely one of the funniest movies of all time
No movie should be 3 hours long, but this needed the entire runtime. It probably would have benefited from being a series, but it's incredible regardless.
The dread you feel in the last hour of this movie is off the charts.
About as different as a murder mystery can be from the original. I knew it didn't stand a chance in comparison, but still a lot of fun.