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Favorite films

  • American Psycho
  • Donnie Darko
  • Society of the Snow
  • The Substance

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  • Gamebox 1.0

  • The NeverEnding Story III

  • A Complete Unknown

    ★★★

  • Sing Sing

    ★★★½

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  • Gamebox 1.0

    Gamebox 1.0

    The filmmakers really went out of their way to make Harvey Kinkle look like a dork in this movie.

    A really interesting premise in 2004 predating Free Guy and Ready Player One. But far too ambitious for a scrappy low budget indie production.

    It’s what you’d expect: riddled with bad dialogue, bad acting, bad sound mixing, bad VFX, wild editing choices, and laughable hair and makeup. Hardly any costume design.

    The most I can give it is that some of the scouted locations look nice like the green elevator.

  • The NeverEnding Story III

    The NeverEnding Story III

    The Nasties look to be in their mid-20s and yet they want to continue high school? They clearly must be into Dungeons & Dragons cuz they are really into the lore of Fantasia.

    Watching this on Blu-ray will probably make this more digestible than watching it on a poorly compressed YouTube video rip, VHS tape, or old DVD master. They did a good job with the Blu-ray remaster.

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  • Life of the Party

    Life of the Party

    I didn’t realize Disney was making a live action remake of An Extremely Goofy Movie.

  • Tom and Jerry: The Movie

    Tom and Jerry: The Movie

    ★★★½

    This movie gets unfairly maligned, and I’m here to bring down this reign of tyranny, and turn the tide of retrospective opinion.

    I understand for most it’s a cardinal sin to let this iconic duo talk, but I won’t sit idly by and pretend it’s some gut wrenching travesty of a character assassination (ala Last Jedi). This is a children’s movie. This too shall pass. You have 15 other Tom and Jerry movies to watch (I presume) where they don’t…