Includes most of the films I've watched since the start of quarantine. I don't log everything I watch because I'm lazy
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Phantom Thread 2017
Throughout the film I kept thinking “I recognise the actress for Alma!!! Where have I seen her before??!!” Then I realised she just looks really similar to a girl I matched with on tinder 2 years ago
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Babylon 2022
La La Land meets The Wolf of Wall Street (and most of the WoWS cast) meets a very odd 2nd half of the movie meets the most jarring montage of all time. But damn do Chazelle/Hurwitz have some sauce. I’ve been saying it for years: Tobey Maguire has INCREDIBLE comedic acting chops. He needs to do fewer great gatsby-esque roles and more freaky shit!!!!
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Dream Scenario 2023
I had a dream last night where there was this lady and my hand accidentally brushed against her boob and I started apologising profusely but then I accidentally touched her boob again while apologising to her
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Blue Velvet 1986
My favourite scene in this is when Forgettable Protagonist™ gets dumped by Laura Dern and literally in the next scene he calls her and is like 'hey take me back' and she's like 'okay fine' despite nothing having actually changed
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