Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Fast X 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Jun 2024

  Did they just do an ‘ice in his veins’ but with nitro?

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2024

  For three hour long movie, it’s so weird that it feels like it left a ton out. Like this guy terrorized Europe for 20 years, you could’ve been a little bit more comprehensive.

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  Black Adam 2022

  ★★★ Watched 23 Dec 2023

  Is this the rock’s self insert fanfic: yeah; is it all that bad: maybe?

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  Godzilla vs. Kong 2021

  ★★★ Watched 22 Dec 2023

  The human villains were terrible (like awful), and a bunch of the lore didn’t really make much sense. It won me back with some of the fights but tell me why people are running with their bags and stuff a full 12 hours after the city had already been destroyed, there was just a seemingly endless supply of people to be stepped on.

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