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Recent reviews

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  EuroTrip 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Holy sweet mother of God, we’re in Eastern Europe

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  I don’t care if I live a fucking million years I don’t give a shit about Niflheim

Popular reviews

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  The VelociPastor 2018

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Jan 2025 1

  Feels like a dream. The VFX, the magnificent soundtrack, the grime. Steere’s portrayal of China is equally beautiful and foreboding. It’s a perfect tonal balance of contradictions that informs the experience of Velocipastor as a whole. We easily sense that Doug Jones is a disturbed individual, and yet he surprisingly manages to fail upward for much of the film. Having an intimate relationship with Jones’s conspiratorial worldview and then watching him interact with unknowing Christian Ninjas as they attempt to figure…

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2024

  The children yearn for a 5 hour version of this

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