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Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  More like NosferaPOOH

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  My Old Ass 2024

  Watched 18 Sep 2024

  So fun

Popular reviews

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  Kinds of Kindness 2024

  ½ Watched 27 Jun 2024 6

  Guys stop. We need to stop. This all has to stop. I’m tired of artsy movies. I’m tired of movies that make it their mission to leave the audience with a headache. I’m tired of it. No it’s not about me “not getting it”. It’s just ass. This was ass. And I’m tired of pretending like this style of film is good, or exempt from criticism because it’s sooooooo wacky that it MUST mean more. Nah dude. This was just…

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  The French Dispatch 2021

  ★ Watched 17 Dec 2021

  This movie is so unbelievably trash I needed to wait a solid 2 months before I could review it. 

  Absolute dookie water 

  No Pootie Tang comparison this time. It would be an absolute insult to any and all involved in the creation of Pootie Tang. 

  1 star cause it’s a pretty film

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