Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Donnie Darko 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025 1

  Who the fuck am I meant to talk to about jerry trainor and the teacher from icarly both being in donnie darko? Because I have thoughts I want to chew on but am certain no one in my life has the time of day for that. Is this why people start podcasts? Because I do feel like I could find a fringe community of people who also find this interesting. Hmu if the the podcast ‘iAm In Donnie Darko’ would be something you would click on to fall asleep to.

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  Shrek 5 2026

  Watched 28 Feb 2025

  But I thought Zendaya was Meechee?

Popular reviews

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  Space Jam: A New Legacy 2021

  Watched 11 Jul 2021 3

  Y’all I’m just gonna say it. This movie is my breaking point. 

  Life ain’t real. Lobsters piss out of their head. You can sniff glue. Twinkies. 

  I don’t know what to rate this because it doesn’t matter and it never will.  

  Fuck society. 
  Fuck movies. 
  Ditch work and go camping on a Wednesday. 

  
  
  

  
  Yes, I am okay. Thanks for not asking.

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  Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2024 1

  Actually insane how much better a sequel can be by just adding more monkeys and getting rid of James Franco.

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