Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Wow.

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  Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025

  ★★½ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  Hugh Grant, be a slut! Do whatever you want <3

Popular reviews

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  Ocean Waves 1993

  ½ Watched 21 Jul 2020 2

  bro...The only good part of this movie was when Rikako slapped Taku, and Taku DID NOT HESITATE to slap the bitch back. 

  Rikako (main girl) is actually the worst. She’s the girl everyone fawns over yet she’s so fucking unlikable. She’s a brat. She’s a liar, she lowkey stole $300 from Taku (main guy), she resorted to physical violence on more than one occasion, she’s an actual narcissist, a bully, and a bitch. I tried so hard to find one…

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  Castle in the Sky 1986

  ½ Watched 03 Jul 2020

  This may be the worst film I’ve ever seen. It’s not as awful as Little Italy starring Hayden Christensen and Emma Roberts, but it’s real close. I paused the movie to find out how much longer we had to endure this abomination, turns out we were only 1/2 through and had over an hour to go. I was genuinely on the verge of tears because I couldn’t handle how terrible it was and I didn’t want to waste another hour of…