Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Trolls Band Together 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Oct 2023

  I never thought I would say this about a trolls movie but this is the cuntiest serve ive ever witnessed

Recent reviews

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  The Empty Man 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  your daughter has hair like that, and you don't think there's anything psychologically wrong with her?

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  Queer 2024

  ★★½ Watched 08 Jan 2025

  people go see a movie named ‘Queer’ and then walk out when James Bond got a lil jizz in his mouth 🙄

Popular reviews

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  Amish Affair 2024

  ★ Watched 26 Jul 2024

  are we sure Colleen Hoover didn’t write this

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 21 May 2024

  guy next to me took his shoes off, put his feet up, and wiggled his toes the whole movie… absolutely sinister