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  Whiplash 2014

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Sep 2024

  Okay originally my review for this was just a really shitty Invincible joke but I preemptively decided the movie deserves a little more than that at least. Fletcher is one of the best movie villains ever concocted and put on the silver screen. The relentless pursuit of perfection pushes him (and by proxy) his students to such levels of insanity I’d genuinely question how he wasn’t kicked out of Schaffer sooner. I think in a way Fletcher knows perfection is…

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  Napoleon Dynamite 2004

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Sep 2024

  I have a friend who would call me a fat lard on the regular. I had literally no fucking clue where it came from, but it all makes sense now…..

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  X 2022

  ★★★ Watched 08 Sep 2023

  Sometimes a movie can be perfectly fine, and absolutely nothing else. But I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that. Beautifully shot, great aesthetics, yet I really don’t have much more else to say. Love Mia Goth tho 🤞

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  Black Swan 2010

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2023

  Encapsulates the madness of literally becoming your role and pursuing perfection at any cost, even if just for a split second. And Natalie Portman is a treasure <3

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