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yes i’m serious but don’t take me seriously
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Favorite films

  • 21 Jump Street
  • Bottoms
  • Sanctuary
  • Shrek 2

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  • The Bourne Identity

    ★★★½

  • Daniel Isn't Real

    ½

  • Blue Velvet

    ★½

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    ★★★★½

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  • The Bourne Identity

    The Bourne Identity

    ★★★½

    jason bourne’s closet is a masc lesbian’s wet dream and i need every single one of those sweaters STAT. he also has the sauce here like this is the first time i’ve ever found matt damon attractive. the second he said he loved listening to her yap i’d have been like PULL OVER i’m doing tricks on it. and so on and so forth!

  • Daniel Isn't Real

    Daniel Isn't Real

    ½

    i’ve read wattpad fanfics by 14 year olds that handle schizophrenia with more credibility and sensitivity than this. better dialogue too

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  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★★★

    i HAVE to kiki with iris and play the smallest man who ever lived for her. not a want but a need

  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★½

    special agent harker and the terrible horrible no good very bad case