I give everything a five.
Unless it is truly awful
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Currently in a Free Youtube movie spiral
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Ok I have been giving some thought to this.
It’s dumb. It only appears not dumb because it’s beautifully shot, the colours and lighting is lovely.
But it’s so dumb. The father cares absolutely zero for his son. He buys the sex apartment where his son dies not to be closer to his son but closer to the sex room he had with his son’s fiancée.
He doesn’t regret the affair because magic vagina even though HIS SON DIED.
She…
I’m giving this 5 stars because of how terrible it was and the fact it has 100% produced my most favourite scene for 2022. I will forever compare all movies this year to this scene.
Brian: where’s Tom
Brenda: he didn’t make it.
Brian: *in the most insincere tone ever* I’m sorry.
Second favourite scene is when the Military guy refuses to bomb the moon (yes, you heard right) because ‘his ex wife is up there and she’s never let…