chewingbones

chewingbones

Favorite films

  • In the Mood for Love
  • The Long Goodbye
  • No Country for Old Men
  • Shoot the Piano Player

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  • The Woman in the Yard

    ½

  • Horse Girl

    ★★

  • Sister Death

    ★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★

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  • The Woman in the Yard

    The Woman in the Yard

    ½

    Completely lacking in logic. Confusing for confusing’s sake with a mental health message jammed in to lend it credibility.

  • Horse Girl

    Horse Girl

    ★★

    Sarah dresses like every girl in East Los Angeles but unironically. Really the crux of the film is that it’s unironic and sincere which is a real tough pill to swallow when you’re watching it. In theory a good idea though.

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  • Baby Driver

    Baby Driver

    ½

    How is the rating this high? Am I just an idiot? I couldn't get past the first 30 minutes. What am I missing?

    Back a few days later and I gotta say. I was absolutely right. This is terrible. Every single piece of dialogue is excruciating.

    Why doesn't he take off the broken sunglasses for 2 minutes?

    Christ, the Monsters Inc. line at the end.

  • Split Second

    Split Second

    ★★★

    I love that there was an old prospector in the film but they shouldn't have had the old prospector in the film.