has the curse of being worse than the first one, but add on it that the first one was already fucking bad and I can't even clearly say they're connected by something apart from the setting....
Even in the Expendables Dolph Lundgren wasn't so stiff and 'I-read-my-lines-like-i-know-its-all-shit' -ish.
Yeah, peak cinema. Man, it's like zero stars.
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Somehow watched this when I was in middle school, and couldn't remember the ending or any details (aside from the main idea 'mummies and dinosaurs, but make it all French' - although it's a wrong summary, to be honest), but the tennis scene... don't want to say it was traumatising - come on, it's not like I watched Human Centipede or something! But it stayed with me for years - a damn scary hypothetical situation.. Because in real life, even…
The pub scene finally clicked for me: it's Over The Garden Wall's tavern scene (!!) minus the sweetness of being on Cartoon Network - two characters arrive on an unknown land, there's a beast lurking nearby, eerie vibes all around, weird locals saying vague things, there's some (quite a lot of, frankly) humor despite the moody, gloomy atmosphere, and the autumnal air of mystery is felt through the screen..
Upping my rating because I feel I was too strict the…
How come I've seen all ('old' and 'new') Jumanji movies (+ the original should be a Christmas rewatch imo) but missed this one? I'd be a fan if I was 11 for sure.. I miss being 11.
