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  The VelociPastor 2018

  ★★ Watched 25 Mar 2024

  the claws stay ON during sex

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  This Is 40 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2024

  i feel like this is the actual reality of being 40

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Oct 2023 1

  watching barbie when you have mommy issues really makes the meaning hurt more, prove me wrong

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Oct 2023

  as someone who is only partially caught up on FNAF lore, it was nice to see it on the big screen. Not gonna lie though, a little cringey… but josh hutcherson???? matthew lillard???? fantastic

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