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  Isn't It Shocking? 1973

  Watched 12 Jan 2024

  i did not originally intend to watch this, but my dad put this on, and i stuck around because i had nothing better to do. even though i watched it on youtube and the quality was abysmal, it was oddly intriguing. the chemistry between dan and blanche was really fun (even though he just ditched the motel lady to raise her four or so kids by herself at the end. but also she was not very understanding of him needing…

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  North by Northwest 1959

  Watched 09 Jan 2024

  i think this is truly one of my top five movies. even though it is over two hours, it is so engaging and fun. it is also probably one of the sexiest movies with zero sex scenes (e.g. the dining cart scene). i am a sucker for long train rides, gorgeous architecture (grand central, the UN, the vandamm house, and even the cafe at mount rushmore), and the vibrant, grainy look of technicolor/film. i am not a historian or cultural…

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  Blue Demon 2004

  Watched 25 Jun 2022 2

  is this my new comfort movie? it was so f***ing good. first of all i loved the ocean themed laboratory. and just the overall decor in the movie. a youtube comment said it looks like a dentists office and that’s so accurate (credit to tertain). but yeah it’s so corny i love it. also i love how the ring toss competition they introduced at the beginning of the movie came back at the end to save the day!
  additionally the…

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  Alpha House 2014

  Watched 16 Jul 2022

  I am so glad I finally watched this.

  If it weren’t for this movie I don’t even think I would have downloaded letterbox.

  Umm I don’t even know where to start. It was basically 1 hour 30 minutes of montages. Most of them featuring nudity, although there were one or two cleaning montages, as well. The dialogue was something else. Lots of Jersey Shore references (which, the characters didn’t really look or act anything like any of the Jersey Shore…

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