Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  come on mr casaubon!

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  His Girl Friday 1940

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  don't be hasty, remember my dimple!

  oh my godddddddddd exactly

Popular reviews

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  Red, White & Royal Blue 2023

  ½ Watched 13 Aug 2023

  star for lord byron mention. funny when it shouldn’t have been. no chemistry, no romance, not really much of a well written plot or conflict. honestly pretty boring and low budget but I guess I’m glad gay people can get flops now. Also why didn’t they cast men who looked like they had at least ever been open to the possibility of gay sex before I mean idk just an idea the American was so fucking bad especially

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  Descendants: The Royal Wedding 2021

  ½ Watched 22 Apr 2022 1

  this was so bad the animation was so uglyyy and so bad like giving stop motion also the 16 year olds getting married jesus christ 

  Also they use “aisle” and “Isle” in like the same sentence like no one thought that would be confusing

  
  The song is also awful U WILL NEVER BE LA LA LOVE BY WJSN

  
  “mal bertha” OK I SCREAMED

  
  the ending was giving very much grease flying car

  also what was that like. Alice in wonderland tease girl WHAT 

  Anyways anyone think that audrey and evie are….? And maybe evie and uma…..?