Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Crash 1996

  ★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Essentially softcore porn with the occasional car crash.

  +2 stars for gay sex!

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  Ratatoing 2007

  ★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025 1

  They really thought that they could pass off the fucking chupacabra as a cat.

Popular reviews

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  Coven of the Black Cube 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 22 Feb 2025 2

  Watched this for the second time this month and honestly, it just gets better every time!

  1. There is not a single woman in this movie who I wouldn't let kill me in cold blood.

  2. I absolutely adore how genuine the actors are! I love it when you can tell how passionate the cast and crew are about the art they're making! Everything from the 'costumes' (I could be wrong, but I'm fairly sure that the cast typically dress…

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Shoutout to the Foley artists for all of the oozing, squelching, and gooping.

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