chelsea 🦞

chelsea 🦞

a whore for 5-star ratings

Favorite films

  • Jaws
  • Spirited Away
  • The Cabin in the Woods
  • Godzilla Minus One

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  • Exhuma

    β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…Β½

  • Gladiator II

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  • Companion

    β˜…β˜…β˜…Β½

  • Your Monster

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  • Exhuma

    Exhuma

    β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…Β½

    watched it on mute with nirvana playing over my headphones on a flight and it was still so fucking good

  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

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    i feel like i need to deliver a handwritten letter of apology to every classics professor i’ve ever had

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  • Oddity

    Oddity

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    now that’s some morning wood !

  • Monkey Man

    Monkey Man

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    the monkey mask stays ON during sex