We have a movie night where we spin a wheel of films and watch whatever comes up, no matter what. The only criteria a film needs to hold is if it looks interesting or weird. Most of them are generally regarded as horrible, but a few good ones slipped in. We've watched our fair share of awful films from the wheel (Superbabies 2, Mummy Shark, etc.) but today we landed on an especially unique movie.
That movie Postal (2007). We…
I was really expecting to think this was overrated, even after the first 20 minutes I wasn't sold and it felt like it was trying too hard to be quirky. Thankfully it reaallly picks up in the second half, just rapid-fire jokes up until the final shot. Its entire sense of humour is clearly setting up elements and mixing and matching two or three for each scene, an easy comparison is that watching this is like watching someone play a…
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Bad even by Wildeye standards, they didn't try harder than they usually don't try. Goddamn waste of my time, if there was a 0 star option I would not take it though, because of the shark pregnancy and the BANGING credits music. Despairful media: 0.5/5, 1/10, 10%, F-
Embarrassing, awful, horrible. Usually when people say a piece of media has no soul they're overexaggerating, but there is no heart to a single frame of Fred 3. It has acting and lighting and editing and 2 minutes of John Cena but that's about it, it's held together by evergreen slosh. They couldn't even pitch up his voice correctly sometimes, they just said fuck it and allowed robotic jitters of dialogue to stay in the final cut. Not funny 97% of the time, everyone involved should be ashamed.
