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Favorite films

  • Buffalo '66
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • The Fountain

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  • Palindromes

    ★★★★½

  • The Actor

    ★★★½

  • Persona

    ★★★★

  • Smallfoot

    ★★★

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  • Farewell, Friend

    Farewell, Friend

    ★★½

    Suuuper rapey. Overall somewhat entertaining in spite of being generally bad. Some great campy moments. The main characters seem to just want to come off as cool at the cost of making any sense. Terrible fight choreography. Whole third act was like, why should I care about any particular outcome? The main characters were "cool," though.

  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★½

    Somewhere between campy, schlocky, and spooky. Horrible expository dialogue. Duuuumb plot. Not scary. It can't be scary if I don't believe in or care about any of the characters. Nic Cage and Alicia Witt were great, everyone else was okay to whatever.

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  • The Devils

    The Devils

    ★★

    Better than Cabrini.

  • Cabrini

    Cabrini

    This is the worst film I've seen that does't make it all the way over to being campy. Alright cinematography and a script so bad, it seems like a parody. But it's not a parody, a parody would be fun.