An overproduced, overwritten, and overacted pile of shit. This proves that Marvel fans will eat up anything the company puts out today. Offering nothing of any substance and killing off the one redeeming character (Marisa Tomei), this film was incredibly disappointing, which isn’t surprising coming from Marvel. Tom Holland can’t act to save his life, he’s just a basic white boy with no talent. Wilem Dafoe, Alfred Molina, Tobey McGuire, and Andrew Garfield where all great but even then they couldn’t make up for Tom Holland’s mistakes. A thoroughly unbelievable film.
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The Passion of the Christ 2004
An incredible story of perseverance and courage in times of adversity and hardship. I remember being forced to watch this movie at Easter when I was 11 years old even though I didn’t want too. The first scene was a dude hanging himself and it really messed me up.
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Freddy Got Fingered 2001
A misunderstood subversive masterpiece meant to challenge the audience, Freddie got Fingered was a thought provoking commentary on society and what it means to be oneself. I felt truly understood for the first time when I watched this movie. Tears were streaming down my cheeks as I watched him jerk off the horse.
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