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  Civil War 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Apr 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Dune 2021

  ★★ Watched 06 Mar 2024

  What if we took everything interesting about Dune and made it dogshit grayscale CGI action slop and filled it with the most uninteresting actors in Hollywood

Popular reviews

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  1917 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Oct 2023

  How the hell did he survive a TNT explosion 2 feet away from him? Perhaps history isn't so black and white, folks

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  Alien 1979

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Oct 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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