Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  fun body horror. also — aging is a privilege ladies

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  Smile 2 2024

  ★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  scary cuz i’m a big pussy 🐱 but also really corny

Popular reviews

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  Suspiria 2018

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  holy fuck, holy fucking fuck that body of yours (Olga) is absurd!

  this movie altered my everything. i love the choreography of the recitals and rituals. So naturalistic and violent and beautiful and weird 

  My favorite scene was notably susie dancing in one room while olga was being contorted to a ball of flesh and bodily excrements in the other mirror room. and then they hook her on meat hooks and drag her out haha. brutal.

  I also liked the…

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  ★½ Watched 24 May 2024

  2 and a half hours of ain’t shit going on, movie / plot was all over the place and the best fight to actually go down was between a monkey and a bunch of birds. this had so much potential. HUGE LET DOWN

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