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  Misery 1990

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck - this would also be reaction to being in this situation

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  Thief 1981

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  things i love about this film: james caan, the lighting, the dialogue, their romantic timeline, the fuck ass synth score and the fashion that just kept on giving.

Popular reviews

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  Cunk on Earth 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2024 2

  Philomena: It’s comforting isn’t it to realise, we don’t have nuclear weapons these days?
  Professor: Well, depends on who you mean by we. The British have got nuclear weapons.
  Philomena: Yeah, but they’re blanks aren’t they? They’re full of blanks.
  Professor: No, not at all.
  (Philomena is distraught)
  Philomena: Right, can we talk about something a bit more cheerful?
  Professor: Anything you’d like.
  Philomena: Do you like Abba?
  Professor: I love Abba.

  fucking brilliant and witty show making the passing…

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 May 2024

  all three of them low key match each others freak but boys you will always be my favourite duo