Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  nothing as horrifying as being a woman

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  While You Were Sleeping 1995

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Feb 2025

  my man lone star is so sexy
  GIVE ME ROM COMS OR GIVE ME DEATH

Popular reviews

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Nov 2024

  as someone who has never consumed wicked in its entirety (aka hasn’t seen the musical, listened to the entire soundtrack, or read the book) this was a TRANSFORMATIVE experience
  AND i got to see it 10 days early (thank you FSU) so i’m literally better than everyone

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  (500) Days of Summer 2009

  ★½ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  more like 90 minutes of summer pissing me the fuck off