Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Feb 2025

  the chokehold this movie had on me when i was eight...

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  Murder on the Orient Express 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Jan 2025

  i love when 50000 celebrities have a mid-off in a murder mystery movie

Popular reviews

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  The Cat in the Hat 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Sep 2023

  this is so new wave experimental horror nihilist existentialist

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  Two Weeks Notice 2002

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 31 May 2024

  hugh grant it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you though there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard